Author John Scalzi was on a roll this morning (currently 7:14 AM, 26 Sept. 2014) with a tweet he found from some guy sending out an “ultimatum” to women to “make a choice” between feminism and, well, men like him. So Scalzi launched into a truly magnificent set of scorchers, which I’m posting here for the delectation of people everywhere.
Also: I would like to thank that guy for setting the ultimatum. It makes finding a boyfriend so much easier when the undesirable ones wear a placard identifying themselves.
5:39 pm • 28 September 2014 • 87,837 notes
what can i be for halloween which is sexy AND hilarious at the same time…
5:31 pm • 28 September 2014 • 238,834 notes
where’s my photoshop of Six in Nine’s jacket already?
Ask and you shall receive:
// dude this is the best fucking thing ever holy shit
Now, give us Nine in Six’s outfit.
(Source: billieviper, via whovian182)
5:28 pm • 28 September 2014 • 70,793 notes
I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”
5:26 pm • 28 September 2014 • 625,809 notes
Me as a good friend: *supports and encourages ur hoe activities*
*but makes sure you’re being safe*
2:46 am • 23 September 2014 • 72,144 notes
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
IDK what kind of lives you all are leading, but this sounds like the boringest shit. “Yes I sent that email.” “Yeah, I like your outfit.” “I was sick.” “My mom said no” “No I wasn’t crying.” “Yes I read the Terms of Service”
what about a book of all the lies people have told you
Oh how the tables have tabled
Tables have tabled
2:45 am • 23 September 2014 • 580,136 notes